What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
• What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
• Meta buys a nuclear power plant (more or less) - TechCrunch
• What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
• HSBC’s Mark Tucker to return to insurer AIA as chair - Financial Times
• If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?
• Measles cases see biggest rise in over a month - The Hill
• What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
• Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge
• What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?
• I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?
• Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?